20 of the BEST Business Name Fails

Looking through the internet at funny photos, I tend to gather collections of things while I’m looking and stick them in a folder for a rainy day to post on my page later.  Well, as it turns out- most people don’t want to see 20 individual posts about how funny each business name is so I figured it would be a great subject for a blog.  It will annoy you less seeing all 20 at once instead of me filling your newsfeed with it… although I may do that in the future, so don’t say I never will because I might. 😉

Onto the funny…

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You’d better hope you are “gone” if you’re here.

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I don’t know if they cater to men who like asses or if that’s the barber’s name… fellas, it may be worth getting a cut here.

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Not a very well thought out name, unless you’re opening up a brothel. 

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If you’re not a fan of Bunghole Liquors, you can always be a “Dick Liquor” fan,

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A towing company from my hometown, St. Louis, MO.  Yes, they exist.  I get flyers from them on my windshield every time I go out drinking.  It’s like they WANT me to get in trouble.

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Hey baby, that’s a nice tool ya got there.

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Where your hair isn’t the only thing getting cut.

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My favorite beauty salon name!  Ooooh girl, where’d you get your hair did?

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Always tip well when you get Great Head!

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So we can both watch TV.

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No, you know what, Sushi… FUCK YOU!  You heard me, fuck you.  Don’t talk to me like that.

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Are your pipes clogged?  Call a greasy beaver- your pipes will be lubed up and flowing in no time.

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Where they promise to be “Up in your ears” not all over your face.

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These are typically in rural Missouri areas… look at those gas prices!  Holy crap, that was a long time ago!

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The only way I see this as a fail is due to false advertisement… I went here to get my smoke on- and they wanted me to do some stone work to my house… FAIL!

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I know a few friends that frequent this place…

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Where you’ll want to sit on everything in the store…

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Hmmm… well, please just keep that to yourself.

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It’s not cold enough unless your nips are cutting glass… call these guys, they’ll get you fixed up in no time.

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And finally… the fun bus. 

 

 

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