BBQ Fails

No, Memorial day isn’t just for BBQing but it is the number one activity we do to celebrate the holiday.  I wanted to share with you some pictures that show the fails (and some wins) of the BBQ world.  Enjoy.  Happy Memorial day to all, and remember we’re celebrating those who fought for our country to keep it free not national BBQ day!

 

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Can you imagine the smell this would create? 

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They’ll char you and your food… come out smelling like hickory smoke and your husband won’t be able to resist.

ImageI find this oddly creative. 

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Although I found the cart oddly creative- I don’t like the idea of my food being cooked on a painted surface with high flames.  Call me crazy, but I’d like to keep my paint chip consumption to a minimum. 

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If this is done with a new/clean rake I can see this being a great win at a bonfire!

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Redneck swimming pool/BBQ combo.  (it’s actually a water trough for farm animals- if you didn’t know.)  The food is hot, the water is cool, and the men don’t have any teeth. 

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A poolside BBQ gone horribly wrong. Unless they’re giving the grill a Viking style funeral….hmmm

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Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get some fucking help… he’s on fire!

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Phallic chicken… mmmm

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Don’t ask for extra sauce, Lord, please… you see where he keeps it don’t you?  Would you like your steak whipped or handcuffed?

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Maybe you CAN turn a HO into a housewife?  You can at least teach her how to make BBQ sauce. 

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Distasteful?  You bet!  Hilarious- OF COURSE!  This is one I’d call “WHOREABLE”.

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