If you were a cookie, you’d be a Whore-O (pronounced whore-E-oh)

Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. – by Muggeridge, Malcolm.

“Sex is one of the most interesting things we as humans have to play with, and we’ve reduced it to polyester underpants and implants. We are selling ourselves unbelievably short.”  – Ariel Levy

 

We make jokes a lot about whores and such.  We don’t consider a sexually liberated woman a whore.  There is a difference.  The sexually liberated woman is one who enjoys sex and knows exactly what she wants and likes in the bedroom and isn’t afraid to come out and say it, in the right setting with the right person.  A whore is one who will sleep with anyone because they are trying to fill a void in their lives by filling a hole in their bodies.

Back to the subject of sexual liberation in women.  Women aren’t as sexually liberated as I would like.  A lot of women still subscribe to the old school sexual rules of the man takes charge and we do what he wants when he wants it.  That, my friends, is a huge load of shit.  If you don’t take what you want, don’t expect anyone to hand it to you.

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damn good!”  – Woody Allen.

Do you have to love them to have sex?  It helps, yes, and it definitely makes for a more comfortable and pleasurable experience for both.  But is it necessary?  No.

As women, not many discuss their sexuality with friends.  There is a fear we all have of being labeled, even if it’s silently, as a slut.  The fact remains, ladies, if more women were sexually liberated less relationships would have issues with cheating.  If you have a fantasy or something sexy you’d like to try, tell your man.  Or don’t tell him, just set it up and do it.  I promise you, if he wasn’t thinking about doing it before he will be into whatever you want as soon as you mention it.  Don’t be afraid to get what you want out of life- in and out of the bedroom.

Ladies, don’t be afraid to talk to your friends about sexual topics.  We need to quit making sex such a taboo topic and start realizing it’s something we all do.  If you need some advice, are having issues, or just want to figure out what you should do to perk things up between the sheets; your friends can be one of the best sources of information.

“I’ve tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.” — Tallulah Bankhead

Once we embrace the fact that humans are sexual beings, and as women we are the most sexual of the sexual beings we can rule the world.  One bedroom at a time.  Don’t be afraid to take what you want.  You’re not a whore, you’re a sexually liberated woman.

~JME~

 

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